AISubs v3.7
Yamamoto-san, Shibata-san, Torizo-san, Yamamoto- san, Mushimegata-san, Yumemura-san, Shibata-san, congratulations on your one month anniversary!
- It's been a month! - It's been a month.
- Wow! - I'm excited.
- It's fast! - It's like, "Huh? It stopped?"
- It's really fast. - Yeah.
- It's only been a month and a half now. - Yeah.
- It's been a long time. - I guess it's because of the training.
- Yeah. - I guess it's because of the training.
- There's no temptation.
- Yeah. - There's no temptation.
- So far, only Tetsuya-kun has been castrated. - Yeah.
- It's fine if you're castrated. - Yeah.
- If you're smoking without causing trouble to others, it's fine for you. - Yeah.
- But if you're asking me as a friend, - Yeah.
- it'd be bad if you got castrated first even though we're DJs. - Yeah.
- Well, it's said that it's bad for your health. - Yeah.
- So I thought it'd be nice if we tried something else. - Oh!
- I'll give you some tobacco-switching goods. - Yeah.
- I asked Tetsuya-san to check it out, - Yeah.
- and he decided who was the best out of all of us. - Yeah.
- I'd be so happy if Tetsuya-san's mom heard about it. - Yeah.
- Well, you'd be happy, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Well, you've expressed it yourself. - Yeah.
- Good luck, Tetsuya-san! - Yeah.
- But first of all, can you tell me why you're smoking? - Yeah.
- It's not like I'm smoking for a break or anything like that. - Oh.
- It's not like I'm smoking for a break or anything like that. - Oh, I see.
- I don't want to focus on that. - Yeah.
- I just want to light a fire and have a conversation or do anything with one hand. - Yeah.
- Well, that's the good thing about smoking. - Yeah.
- So we'll give you all of the benefits of smoking. - Yeah.
- Let's do it. - Yeah!
- Let's start with you, Toshimi-san. - Okay.
- You're already smoking, right? - Yeah, I'm already smoking.
- Okay, let's start. - Okay.
- I'm the only one who's never smoked before. - Oh, you are.
I don't know the good thing about smoking. I don't know what smoking is like.
- This position is probably the most difficult. - Yeah, it's the most difficult.
- While feeling the atmosphere of the room... - Yes.
- Can I go next? - Yes.
- Okay, go ahead. - I can't imagine it at all.
- I don't know what I'm holding, Toshimi-san. - Yeah.
[Toshimi-san is holding...]
- Like this... - Isn't it a kaitan?
- A kaitan? - If you have me, you can buy it!
- That's what I'm saying!
- Okay, we've decided, so please raise your hands!
- One, two...
- Wow, it's huge! - Huh?! What is it?!
- This is... I don't know what it means, but...
- It's an "ashiu"! - "Ashiu"?!
- This is "ashiu"?! - Does "ashiu" have sugar in it?
- Yes, it does. - Isn't it like cigarettes?
- Huh?! I seriously don't know what it means!
- Why?! Why?!
- It should make you feel refreshed and say, "Okay, let's switch!"
- Okay, I'll excuse you. - Okay.
- It's black, isn't it?
- It's so good! - It feels so good!
- It's good! - It feels so good!
- See?! See?! See?! It feels so good! - See?!
- You're kidding me! - You can relax with it.
- I'm satisfied with it. - If you put it in your pocket...
- You can't drink it. - You can drink it 5 minutes before you buy it.
- It's "ashiu". - Okay, so...
- Mr. Tojiki's entry was "ashiu". - Yes.
- What do you think of it now? - It's really nice now.
- I think it's pretty good. - It might be useful for many different situations.
- So, all the situations we're in now are "ashiu", right?
- That's awesome! Everyone can do it now!
- I knew it.
- Okay, I'll go next. - Okay.
- I thought about it a little bit.
- Why do we depend on cigarettes?
- Because we want to use our mouths.
- When we were babies, we used to suck on our mother's nipples.
- We instinctively wanted to suck on our cheeks.
- When we were little, we used to do this.
- We thought it felt good, but we didn't.
- This time, we'll do it on purpose.
- What is it?
- Okay, so...
- It's this! - Huh?!
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's an act that makes you feel good.
- It's "nazoru".
- Oh, "nazoru"!
- It's a 3x speed version of "shahsenyouzakubi".
- It's an amazing one.
- But, I erased all of the black parts.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Trace and complete "shahsenyouzakubi".
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is "sukasuka" right now. - That's right, that's right.
- It's complete in no time. - It's easy.
- It feels good at the end, and it's done in about 5 minutes. - Yeah.
- And one more... "abesutikurai".
- Here. - Oh, this is also...
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is important.
- And everyone, after you've finished painting "zaku", you'll be like "oh, you're still painting it now?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And one more "wakabawaka", which is this. - "wakaba".
- Oh! - Oh!
- I did it! - I did it!
- This one. - This is "wakaba".
- It's "merou". - It's quite...
- Okay, here I go. - Okay.
- Ah, this is fun.
- That's the essence of cigarettes, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- It's not like "wow, cigarettes are cool" or anything like that. - Yeah.
- Can you do this for me just in case? - Sure.
- On the contrary, it's quite detailed. - Yeah.
- The details are detailed.
- Okay.
- You're good at this.
- It doesn't have the impact of "bang" like you did with "ashiru", but... - Yeah.
- If you do it like this, it's actually a cigarette.
- Okay, I'm gonna go now.
- As Mushi-san said earlier, the act of smoking is related to wanting to smoke because you're lonely, right? - Yeah.
- But you can't carry "oppai", can you? - You can't?
- You can't carry "oppai", can you? - You can't?
- If you do that, you'll get arrested. - Yeah.
- So, in order to solve that problem, I've made something like this. - What is it?
- But if you talk about "oppai" like that, it only makes you think of "oppai". - Hello!
- It's so funny!
- I'm begging you, I want to drink "oppai"!
- Wow, I want to drink "oppai"!
- It's Masai right now. - Masai.
- Since we're ready, please open your eyes! - Okay.
- One, two...
- Hey! - Huh?
- Fua-chan? - Oh, you're here.
- Can you wear these "oppai" for me? - Huh? These?
- Can I wear these first? - Yes, you can wear them first.
- And then you can put them in here. - Oh...
- So we want to smoke, and we're lonely. - Yes.
- But we can recover it with our boobs. - Can we take it out? - Take it out? - Yes.
- Can you smoke this area? - Hey!
- Can you really smoke it? - I'm sorry!
- How is it? - Is it good?
- Hey, you look like Heiho. - Hey, hey!
- Doesn't it taste like anything? Huh? - Oh!
- Why? - It's sweet!
- So you can make a lot of flavors with this. - With eggs, right?
- Well, it's a towel fabric this time, so it'll stick here for a second. - Yeah.
- What? - What is it?
- I can't hide it, but I can't do it if it was really noticeable. - Yeah.
(sniff)
(laughter)
- No, it's funny when you wear clothes with boobs. - They're big.
- It's pretty big. - It's pretty big, isn't it? - There are quite a few of them.
- I wonder if I'll smoke it.
(meow) - Oh...
- Oh...
- It's hard. - That's not true... - Ah! Stop it!
(laughter)
- I've been smoking cigarettes for a long time now. - Yes.
- Yeah. - So I get it, Tezuya.
- Oh! - I'm counting on you.
The secret was pretty good, but I can't wait for the audience's opinion.
If you can't get past it, you can't smoke.
- It's floating a little. - It's floating a little.
- Oh! - It's going up!
- If it's like this, it's going up!
- It's going up. - It's going up!
If you think about what makes smoking fun,
it's the darkness.
- Oh! - Oh!
- The "krah!" - Yeah.
- It's deep and relaxing. - Yeah.
- It's like you're smoking blood. - Yeah.
- Smoking is bad for you. - Yeah.
Here it is!
- What? - What is this?
- What is this?
- It's a famous product. - What is this?
It's a stocking.
- I'm gonna wear it. - Wear it?
- With this... - It's very...
- It's stained now. - Yes.
- It's stained. - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- It's a liquid of boiling water. - What?
Liquid of boiling water?
- Run away! - I'm scared.
- It's a real liquid of boiling water. - I'm so scared.
- It has an adjuster... - Adjuster?
- Yes.
- I was surprised.
- I'm gonna put this flavor here.
[Laughter]
And now we're set.
We're on fire now.
It smells like cigarettes.
It's not a new torture.
You should be able to relax now.
Wait, it's too scary.
I'm going to deep relax.
Here we go.
Okay.
Oh, it's surprisingly fine.
Wait, wait, wait!
It stinks!
Why does it smell like this?
The color is different.
This is deep relax ramen liquid.
Deep relax ramen liquid?
What is it?
Don't worry about it.
I feel like I'm going to get ramen on my head.
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait!
I feel like I'm going to get ramen on my head.
[Laughter]
Who asked this person?
It's really hot.
It's hot!
[Laughter]
It's hot!
Wait, breathe!
Breathe for five minutes.
[Gagging]
It stinks!
Does this person have a ramen stain on their face?
Did it get stained?
Well, it's pretty stained.
Should we finish it?
I have another question.
*explaining how to do it*
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